Penname: Chaos [Contact] Real name: Chaos
Member Since: 05/17/03
Membership status: Administrator
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Stories by Chaos
Testing by Chaos, Zak Rated: G [ - ]
Summary: A Veronica Mars snippet to test the site upgrade.
Categories: Veronica Mars
Characters: Logan Echolls
Genres: Action
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1337 Read Count: 3751
[Report This] Published: 07/30/08 Updated: 09/01/21
11th Hour by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary: A White Elephant Exchange Fic based on the prompt: There’s a huge disturbance taking place in DC, a riot, a panic, a race to be first for a sales bargain, anything you like, one or more team members get caught up in the disorder, and it’s up to the others to come to the rescue.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Director Leon Vance, Dr. Ducky Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, L Jethro Gibbs, Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo, Ziva David
Genres: Action, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6256 Read Count: 667
[Report This] Published: 08/20/13 Updated: 08/20/13
Undercover Holiday by Chaos Rated: G [ - ]
Summary: Director Vance needs a volunteer for a very special holiday mission. Open-ended one-shot.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Dramedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2058 Read Count: 929
[Report This] Published: 01/29/10 Updated: 01/29/10
Acquired Tastes by Chaos Rated: R [ - ]
Summary: The young and beautiful are vanishing without a trace from Baltimore, and Gibbs' own team falls prey. Tony/Abby/Gibbs/Ducky alternating POVs. Pre-NCIS series. Tony's first case w/NCIS.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Dr. Ducky Mallard, L Jethro Gibbs, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Dramedy, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37004 Read Count: 11265
[Report This] Published: 11/01/09 Updated: 01/29/10
Fashionably Late by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary: Tim and Tony are late, lost...and running out of time.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2471 Read Count: 653
[Report This] Published: 01/04/10 Updated: 01/04/10
Staring Into Space by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary: Jimmy Palmer made his way to where Abby Sciuto sat alone, staring into space...
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Jimmy Palmer
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1483 Read Count: 975
[Report This] Published: 01/03/10 Updated: 01/03/10
12 Kisses by Chaos Rated: G [ - ]
Summary: It's Ziva's first Christmas at NCIS, and the team, courtesy of Abby, introduce her to a little holiday custom. A parody of the 12 Days of Christmas. 12 NCIS kisses. Expect anything.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Dir. Jenny Shepard, Dr. Ducky Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, L Jethro Gibbs, Other, Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo, Ziva David
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6122 Read Count: 833
[Report This] Published: 01/02/10 Updated: 01/02/10
Saving Santa by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary:

'Twas the day before Christmas and Gibbs was in pursuit of a domestic terrorist in downtown Baltimore on one of the busiest shopping days of the year...


Categories: NCIS
Characters: L Jethro Gibbs, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Action, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4508 Read Count: 1046
[Report This] Published: 01/02/10 Updated: 01/02/10
In Re: Last Night -- A Letter to Director Vance by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary:

A letter to Director Vance regarding the events of Annual NCIS Officially Sanctioned Holiday Party. Complete Crack!Fic


Categories: NCIS
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2525 Read Count: 1757
[Report This] Published: 12/07/09 Updated: 12/07/09
Dreamer by Chaos Rated: PG [ - ]
Summary:

When a small town gym teacher wins a trip to meet his favorite author, his life changes in ways he could never have imagined...an NFA Movie Madness Challenge Response.


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40129 Read Count: 20216
[Report This] Published: 09/28/09 Updated: 10/28/09
The DiNozzo Experience (TM) by Chaos Rated: PG-13 [ - ]
Summary: "You call this a seduction scene, Probie?" Tony offers to show McGee how to convince Abby to go out with him again.
Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash M/M
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7979 Read Count: 638
[Report This] Published: 09/27/09 Updated: 09/27/09
Honor by Chaos Rated: PG-13 [ - ]
Summary:

Tim's having trouble grieving after a tragic loss.


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3444 Read Count: 861
[Report This] Published: 08/30/09 Updated: 08/30/09
Unbuttoned by Chaos Rated: PG-13 [ - ]
Summary:

Tony and Abby find themselves in a sticky situation.


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4792 Read Count: 835
[Report This] Published: 08/22/09 Updated: 08/22/09
Rockette by Chaos Rated: PG-13 [ - ]
Summary:

Tony lied to McGee about his "first time". So what really happened?


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: Geekverse
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8694 Read Count: 4848
[Report This] Published: 07/25/09 Updated: 07/25/09
Geek by Chaos Rated: G [ - ]
Summary:

McGee and DiNozzo have a little heart-to-heart. Another June 2009 Challenge Response.


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Tim McGee, Tony DiNozzo
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: Geekverse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1278 Read Count: 849
[Report This] Published: 06/09/09 Updated: 06/09/09